Jokes/Humors Section –Women’s Smartness

September 22nd, 2008 Comments off
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Humor/ Laughter is a good medicine for health!

Be happy and cheerful !. Enjoy some of the following humors/jokes.

Joke No: 1 The Beast

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper.

“Be careful,” he said to his wife. “You will bring out the beast in me.”

“So what?” his wife shot back. “Who’s afraid of a mouse?” 

 

Joke No: 2 Stupid And Beautiful

A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ”

The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

 

Joke No: 3 Women Are Smarter Than Men

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

Going to a singles’ bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

“I’m just an ordinary man,” he said, walking up to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will die and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”

The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother. 

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