Jokes/Humors –Wife & Husband

September 22nd, 2008 Comments off
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Be happy and cheerful !. While studying, enjoy some humors/jokes to enliven your life.

The below humors for those can stomach the smartness of women:

Joke No:1 Wife Vs. Husband

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
“Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.”

 

Joke No:2 :The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
“Please wake me at
5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, “It is
5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Joke No.3:  Who Does What

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says………. “HEBREWS”

 

Joke No:4: WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

 

Joke No:5  CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

 

 

 

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